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# you are quite the mental, sir
also, same melua picture i started with when i heard she was doing a gig at the bottom of the north sea

though it turned out it was in some oil platform or something. more's the pity
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# So that's what happened to the twin towers...
Planes my arse.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# *planes own arse also*
ow! that smarts
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Just wait until the hair and skin grows back...
...the friction when you walk is horrific.

Stick a piece of wood between your arse cheeks and you can create spindles for staircases while you stroll.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)