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# Katie Melua. Beautiful but sings about utter garbage.
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Disclaimer 1: For the purpose of this image,each sickle is playing the part of 1.8 million sickles.

Disclaimer 2: I've never actually seen a woman naked, so the body is on a 'best endeavours' basis. Is it true they have tentacles?
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# yes
they have tentacles

this enables them to throw plates around corners
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha
actually giggles like a loon
Gis a hug babe *drunkenly kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# O_O
aaarg!!!

look over there, ponies!

*runs screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Yes, women do indeed have tentacles
It stops them slipping when they crawl along the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# you've drawn the minge the wrong way up.....


also, 'sexually greedy', I'm affronted!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The body is upside down
So teh fluffy pyobs are dangling down.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ......????
you really don't know how lady bits work do you!

watch some porn or something
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# you'd be best advised to stay away from unclothed women
that way madness lies
also unclothed chaps, cos i don't care what they say that must smart a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# you are quite the mental, sir
also, same melua picture i started with when i heard she was doing a gig at the bottom of the north sea

though it turned out it was in some oil platform or something. more's the pity
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# So that's what happened to the twin towers...
Planes my arse.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# *planes own arse also*
ow! that smarts
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Just wait until the hair and skin grows back...
...the friction when you walk is horrific.

Stick a piece of wood between your arse cheeks and you can create spindles for staircases while you stroll.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Fuck, now I've got that shite song in my head

(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)