Well you can't polish a turd
Two pictures together, well done.
reminds me of

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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27,
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Grass cock?
Lamb rooster?
ram-chicken
Sheep cock?
Ris?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52,
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