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# I don't think I've ever seen a pissed cat.
I've seen a cat off it's tits on catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I gave my staffy ice cubes of milk and bourbon
lastnight,
he loved them!
But I had to carry him to bed after that!
He slept on our bed all night without moving a muscle!
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Wow.
My my my, I hope the RSPCA doesn't get wind of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# chubby little man,
he'll eat anything in front of him!

edit:besides, stops his snoring with a few grogs!!
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I'm sure he's never consumed alcohol
But this was what my cat looked like some way into my 20th birthday party...

Apologies for lack of shoppage, but I reckon he looks a mite pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)