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# my wife is really immature
she comes into the bathroom when i'm in the bath and sinks my boats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# :O
The fiend!

I don't have boats, but I do have JD and Turk (my rubber duckies).

I tend to be in there for about two hours reading anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# the above was a lie
it's an old woody allen joke

i never have baths, they're too boring
i like mooching around on a sofa much better, cos you can go and get a drink from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I can go and get a drink from the fridge when I'm in the bath.
All I need to do is get out, go and get it and then come back. *rolls up trousers* see I've got these leg things, and they're dead useful for stuff like that.

And I know barely any Woody Allen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# but you'd be all wet and shivery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Calm yourself.
And yes I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)