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# Hahaha
My stick on moustache works wonders
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I was lamenting the new smoking ban having a ciggy in my doorway.
The guy comes up to me (the sort that uses oil on their hair), put his arm round me and asked if I knew any massage parlours.

So I got everyone in the street attention and asked them if they knew or if they'd like to be groped by him too.:)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# blimey
If you call that a grope and a proposition, wait till we meet next time :)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I said you'd unlikely to ever have a twenty quid note remember:P
Anyway way I know what you went to Northampton for.

*nudge nudge*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm all the rich, baby
I spend 200+ quid on b3ta bashes :P

edit: Northampton?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah?
You know the price of the hostel has gone up?:P
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bugger
*shot in the foot by lies* :D
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)