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# I should have posted this when the compo was still open


i just couldn't find a £20 note for ages
(captain barnacle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# You are poor
AICMFPence
edit: *copies serial number and reports as stolen*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Wouldn't work
They'd know you'd never have that much money!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# And that ladies and gentlemen is the end of the show
#bring me sunshine, in your smile#
#bring me laughter, all the while#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I got groped and propositioned
By a dirty old Egyptian gut today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
My stick on moustache works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I was lamenting the new smoking ban having a ciggy in my doorway.
The guy comes up to me (the sort that uses oil on their hair), put his arm round me and asked if I knew any massage parlours.

So I got everyone in the street attention and asked them if they knew or if they'd like to be groped by him too.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# blimey
If you call that a grope and a proposition, wait till we meet next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I said you'd unlikely to ever have a twenty quid note remember:P
Anyway way I know what you went to Northampton for.

*nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm all the rich, baby
I spend 200+ quid on b3ta bashes :P

edit: Northampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah?
You know the price of the hostel has gone up?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bugger
*shot in the foot by lies* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Stop hanging around outside Harrods, then.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I haven't had a 20 quid note in ages
/poor as fuck blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I have a few sitting in a drawer here....
and every day, as the dollar tumbles, they're worth more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah, give me a paper cut with one of 'em...
and pour some lemon juice on it while you're at it.

/grumbling Yank rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# We have the real one here,
The ones with your Queen on!


*runs for bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *hunts down to hostel*
*has a bath and a quick nap after traveling so far*
*takes out to breakfast, ensures eggs are over cooked*
HA THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# That'd never happen
thank god for Hadrian's wall blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I got past it for norfampton rememeber
*sharpens overcooking egg pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Yeah
We'd taken it down for cleaning that day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# you mean I climbed over that old stone for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That was your house:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# well played sir,
well played
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# We have the finest cardboard here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i've got a bath tub full
/scrooge mcduck
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Well
my bathtub is full of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# you should start charging for vectors . . . from now on
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Mamaaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fantastic

/searches for £20
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
Deserves proper clickage.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)