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# *fears*
*sexes anyway*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *background metls away to reveal capcity crowd wembly stadium*
*music starts up*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *the beatsie boys run on stage and jump around us in large circles blurting out words and insults*
I got the RUMPUM Selcta narf narf MINCE driving a TRACTOR riverbed FLEAS!

NEW GALIXEE
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *Mike D accidently trips up The King Ad-Rock who falls to the floor and in a fit of rage throws his mic at Mike*
*there's a loud pop transmitted through the speakers and Mike D turns to face the crowd with the mic embedded deep in his forhead just before kealing over dead*
*as Mike D hits the floor his body is transformed into a million tiny diamonds which hit the flooor and scatter across the stage*
*MCA gets down on his hands and knees and begins to snort the diamonds from the stage while mournfully weeping*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)