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# unbelievably so.
just look at him, you can tell he's got a dirty little secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# well,
since i'm his father i might let it rain out of him later
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# daddy cloud?
was his mother an airhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# nah,
global heating
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# global warming is allegedly a myth
therefore, his mother doesn't exist. which means you gave birth to him yourself.


HERMAPHRODITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# :O
*checks genitals*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# ;)
both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# there was only one
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# i'd check mine
but i'd have to stand on a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# hmm..
if you stand over it you might be able to actually see something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# last time i did that
all i could think about was going potholing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# is that something golf related?
or something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# no
it's climbing down a rope into underground caves to explore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# somehow that also seems naughty
but english is not my native language so i'm naturally excused
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# you still speak better english
than most of the people i live near and they're english, born and raised.
it's not dirty. if it was, i'd do it a lot more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# so,
what is it you do with that pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you asked just as i changed my sig! i had hardly any food in last night, but i managed to make a delicious meal out of pasta, stock cubes, mushroom cup-a-soup and leftover chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hardly any food?
i just had some oats with milk & sugar
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# eeewww
porridge is rank.
and with that, i'm off to bed before this thread goes critical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# g'night
then
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)