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#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# he
looks like he's doing a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# indded it's a parp!
herr I mean: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# hmm..
the nnnrrggh thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# He has dirty photos of me. And he's going to sell them to people I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# this raises a lot of questions
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I don't remember having sex with a cloud.
Bloody Wordsworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
With a camera with a zoom lens and a box of tissues
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# And in other news, Ben Dover has been named as Poet Laureate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Dildoes are red
Buttplugs are blue
If I was a woman
I'd have tits and stuff.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Not neccesarily.
Look at Winehouse.

The filthy mare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# LOL she's great
She looks like a long-lost member of the Munster family
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I wonder how many cats she's got living on her head now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Oooo
At least two-score and five, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# By jove!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Enough to start a small business
In....erm....cat storage
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hello miss
i been running some b3ta users through my new shiny AKVIS sketch filter.

you may have this



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# OOOOOO
Wow, nobody's ever made me stuff before, thank you kind sir:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Thats not true
I made that picture which showed that you are laird dave are long lost twins ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Oh crapsticks
I try to forget that one, it gave me nightmares...

Pearoast? I shall profile-ify it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# hahahaha
give me a sec - I'll find it


Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# hahahha
office lol

that's scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking. Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Prolly Dave was also sing some of the beauty tricks
that's why he's so damn sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Its funny, the sellotape isnt as visible
on Dave's face
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# he surely got permanant implants
*checks The Sun archives*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# PFFFFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# uht oh



EDIT: TOTAL VERTICAL POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# He has clearly honed the technique
more finely than I
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# w00tyburgers
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha

Edit: I have that seal picture in my profile. I was rude and didn't say where it was from
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# The Spazzcat "Not Creepy" Seal Of Approval?
Yes, you have to call it by name or else it will curse you with boils until you have run a thousand leagues.

On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Done.
Means i can avoid trotting out the old "I'M ON FUCKING FIRE" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# HOORAY!
Now let us defenestrate
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Say what now? :)

*googles*

Dictionary.com word of the day, Jan 25 2000 apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# some of my work is now in your profile
i am all of the honoured.

(I is in yur profile, lookin at all yur piktures)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# OH NOEZ
You will see my special things
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# can you imagine the smell?
would it be better or worse do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# you were probably drunk.
we've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Shagged Wordsworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Damn
I told him i wouldnt tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Tell the Sun.
And pose in a lace bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Now that's some pattened sunburn I could laugh at
Tits like doilies for the rest of the year, woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it's da sound of da police?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Arresting people for having boobs like doilies
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# interesting place to keep your pencils though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# As long as you didn't run anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# sounds like the sort of shit they would do

*doesnt have the best opinion of them*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# "Loverat wordsworth bedded me for 5 times a night sex sessions"

I'm just waiting for that to be my random quote on the board stats
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# go to the bathroom before you piss yourself again
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# af;sdsf'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# asf asdf dsf adsfg
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# that look says
oh yeah, i stayed out all night.
and i got a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hmm..
smug?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# unbelievably so.
just look at him, you can tell he's got a dirty little secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# well,
since i'm his father i might let it rain out of him later
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# daddy cloud?
was his mother an airhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# nah,
global heating
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# global warming is allegedly a myth
therefore, his mother doesn't exist. which means you gave birth to him yourself.


HERMAPHRODITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# :O
*checks genitals*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# ;)
both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# there was only one
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# i'd check mine
but i'd have to stand on a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# hmm..
if you stand over it you might be able to actually see something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# last time i did that
all i could think about was going potholing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# is that something golf related?
or something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# no
it's climbing down a rope into underground caves to explore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# somehow that also seems naughty
but english is not my native language so i'm naturally excused
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# you still speak better english
than most of the people i live near and they're english, born and raised.
it's not dirty. if it was, i'd do it a lot more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# so,
what is it you do with that pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you asked just as i changed my sig! i had hardly any food in last night, but i managed to make a delicious meal out of pasta, stock cubes, mushroom cup-a-soup and leftover chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hardly any food?
i just had some oats with milk & sugar
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# eeewww
porridge is rank.
and with that, i'm off to bed before this thread goes critical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# g'night
then
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# It's definitely
a look of contentedness, isn't it?

I'm wondering if it's a bad thing that you saw a night on the piss / sex, and I decided he had just had a good dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it all depends
on if you find having a dump sexy. i quite enjoy that moment when you really need to drop one and get poo shivers....


i'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# if it's the one with a 100% clean bite
i know exactly what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# too much coffee and red bull
and not enough sleep makes me say things that normally stay on the inside of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# with the same stuff
i usually get these things out of my guts
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# poops?
or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# yeah,
and sometimes a cigarette is the perfect booster in that process
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# that's why
i always have a lighter in my bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# if it's half a cigarette from the day before
the effect is twice as good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# it's weird, isn't it?
it's like twice the nicotine, half the smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# it's the relativity theory
for plain and unhealthy people
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i'm the poster child
for unhealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I wouldn't
worry too much. I have posted on boards where people talk of little else.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# i do occasionally talk sense
but i just wait for that feeling to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# is it going to rain on us ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# maybe,
but that would be nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# 1
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Without Will to style her Grace is just a mess....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
also Leach :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# he looks like
a most agreeable fellow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)