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# *low bow* Sir Bawls.
Tis a pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *Deep, reverent curtsy, 'King & I' stylee*
Maaam.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *waltz*
Don't just stand there, I look like a tit doing this on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Shall we dance
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *swings dixy around*
That's a smashing dress you have on tonight, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Thank you my darling
*strokes bald head* you missed a bit while shaving

*whirls cappy around, enveloping her in huge frilly dress*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# :D
You know, I've been thinking about doing a photo set as a drag king. With a pencil tache and a 50s quiff and a kind of Raul Julia esque 'I'm going to fuck you like a bitch and you're going to love me for it' expression.

Oh and braces.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I approve of this greatly.
I would love to pose with you as a terrible drag queen - all beard, hairy legs and sneer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yes.
That's such a bloody good idea.

Right, this may have to be done.

Anyway, I'm off- love to the bawls xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)