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i've got some fake wrist-slit prosthetics somewhere,

but i couldn't find them.

so i took the easy way.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

I'm glad you remembered that it's not across the hall

but..oh bugger it's too late to remember emo rhymes.

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

best method is actually across

with a chainsaw.

but only if your hand is possessed, obviously.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

If your hand was possessed I think it would miss the wrist altogether

and just go straight for the jugular.

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

other hand, obviously.

but i don't have time to explain the plot of Evil Dead II, by DVD player seems to have decided to jam on repeating the penultimate chapter of Die Hard II, and i need to take a hammer to it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)

Evil dead...

*memories of trees raping girls stranded in forests on their own watched from the comfort of a totally wankered stupor*

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)

and then they threw you out of the cinema.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

How did you know?!

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

i got removed from a showing of "Phantom Menace" for being drunk.

they only noticed when i fell asleep and started snoring.

I thought i was giving an accurate review of the film.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)