Heehee
'Dear police, since my local outlet has recently ceased trading, where in South London would you recommend for purchasing narcotics'
That would go down well!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 31 Jan 2003, 16:29,
archived)
that was very polite. Hows about,
"Dear Arseholes, where do I get my shit from now?"
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Dr Nick Riviera,
Fri 31 Jan 2003, 16:33,
archived)