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# it's what he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# either that ... or to be crushed by a massive pun somehow
or have a horse fall unexpectedly on him...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *put's Dave's body into an open casket*
*drops unexpected horse on to it unexpectedly*

Amen...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *lone topless woman plays theme from M*A*S*H on Banjo*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *ragtime band starts up*
*horse pulls carriage with squashed coffin in it*
*unexpected horse falls on horse*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *unexpected Dave falls on unexpected horse*
*thousands of Daves fall in a large pile on top of unexpected Dave*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *the entire cast of The Lion King the Musical saunter on*
*they start re-enacting the battle of Stirling Bridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# freebs says hahahahahaha
you are killing him
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# this is going to get very dull very quickly
if I have to plan his funeral as well!

Thanks though -- and freebs too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *all the Daves get up under the command of unexpectely still alive unexpected Dave, giving out instructions from atop his unexpected horse*
*the ranks of the dancers and actors from The Lion King the Musical take formation... Simba moves out into the middle of the battlefield to meet Dave so they can flip a coin and choose sides*
*Dave unexpectedly wins the toss and chooses to play as Scotland... an unexpected move!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)