She's Got a Family Full of Eccentrics
From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
i know a fat armed lady, with a wonky eye?
she chopped up all her children, and baked them in a pie,
and when the police arrested her, her bottom lip did quiver.
i know it sounds a wee bit harsh,
but i'd run right out of liver.
to the tune of my ol' man's a dustman
this sort of thing don't come cheap ya know.
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Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:14,
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and when the police arrested her, her bottom lip did quiver.
i know it sounds a wee bit harsh,
but i'd run right out of liver.
to the tune of my ol' man's a dustman
this sort of thing don't come cheap ya know.