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# try harder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
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