Profile for Halibut:
I've been lurking for years, but now I've decided to pull up a chair and 'shop a few kittens.
Hope you like my silliness.
Some recent stuffies I've produced:
Morning all.
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:30, I like this!, More)
Has someone...
Beaten me to this one?
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, I like this!, More)
Gordon pea roast for teh compo
Have at thee!
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, I like this!, More)
'ning
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, I like this!, More)
Tiddles was only encouraged by his earlier success...
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:23, I like this!, More)
It wasn't my fault...
The PaperClip made me do it...
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, I like this!, More)
Oi! Give me my image back!
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 12 Nov, 20:13, I like this!, More)
When his owners fitted him with a bell...
Tiddles had to get more... "creative"
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:23, I like this!, More)
I like this compo.
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:29, I like this!, More)
He's one creepy looking bugger
If you ask me.
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 15:44, I like this!, More)
Save the economy?
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 9 Oct, 9:00, I like this!, More)
Please God... Make it Stop...
It's trying to make me do bad things...
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, I like this!, More)
New developments in Electron Microscopy
Pose more questions than they answer
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:31, I like this!, More)
Nice.
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, I like this!, More)
He took morphing to the extremes
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 2 Oct, 15:51, I like this!, More)
The Doctors New Assistant
Doctor Who is to have a new assistant for the 2008 series. Who do you think would make a good companion?
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 9:45, I like this!, More)
'NING!
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:00, I like this!, More)
Clang!
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:28, I like this!, More)
'ningles all...
mind if i slide a compo related pea-roast in here?
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:05, I like this!, More)
You wouldn't put it passed him...
...would you?
(Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 9:21, I like this!, More)
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I've been lurking for years, but now I've decided to pull up a chair and 'shop a few kittens.
Hope you like my silliness.
Some recent stuffies I've produced:
Morning all.
(
Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:30, I like this!, More)Has someone...
Beaten me to this one?
(
Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, I like this!, More)Gordon pea roast for teh compo
Have at thee!
(
Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, I like this!, More)'ning
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, I like this!, More)Tiddles was only encouraged by his earlier success...
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:23, I like this!, More)It wasn't my fault...
The PaperClip made me do it...
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, I like this!, More)Oi! Give me my image back!
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 12 Nov, 20:13, I like this!, More)When his owners fitted him with a bell...
Tiddles had to get more... "creative"
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:23, I like this!, More)I like this compo.
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:29, I like this!, More)He's one creepy looking bugger
If you ask me.
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 15:44, I like this!, More)Save the economy?
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 9 Oct, 9:00, I like this!, More)Please God... Make it Stop...
It's trying to make me do bad things...
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, I like this!, More)New developments in Electron Microscopy
Pose more questions than they answer
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:31, I like this!, More)Nice.
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, I like this!, More)He took morphing to the extremes
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 2 Oct, 15:51, I like this!, More)The Doctors New Assistant
Doctor Who is to have a new assistant for the 2008 series. Who do you think would make a good companion?
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 9:45, I like this!, More)'NING!
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:00, I like this!, More)Clang!
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:28, I like this!, More)'ningles all...
mind if i slide a compo related pea-roast in here?
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:05, I like this!, More)You wouldn't put it passed him...
...would you?
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Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 9:21, I like this!, More)Recent front page messages:
The Thatcherlight
Apparently it was very popular with the boys at Eaton.
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Apparently it was very popular with the boys at Eaton.
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» Job Interview Disasters
Something to remember
I had a job interview in November 2001. It wasn't the ideal job, but I was out of work, broke and desperate. It was a big deal.
The interview seemed to go really well. I could do what they wanted me to do in my sleep. A dead cert. I'd nailed it.
I was absolutely buzzing by the time I got back in to the car. Until I looked down while putting my seatbelt on and realised that I'd sat through the whole interview with the plastic headless, leafless stalk of a remembrance poppy pinned to my chest. Fuck knows what happened to the rest of it. Dammit.
(Wed 27th Nov 2013, 8:23, More)
Something to remember
I had a job interview in November 2001. It wasn't the ideal job, but I was out of work, broke and desperate. It was a big deal.
The interview seemed to go really well. I could do what they wanted me to do in my sleep. A dead cert. I'd nailed it.
I was absolutely buzzing by the time I got back in to the car. Until I looked down while putting my seatbelt on and realised that I'd sat through the whole interview with the plastic headless, leafless stalk of a remembrance poppy pinned to my chest. Fuck knows what happened to the rest of it. Dammit.
(Wed 27th Nov 2013, 8:23, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Seagulls and Trains
Several years ago (seven exactly in fact), I used to commute to work by train. Now, I had to catch a connection at a local station, and it’s a ‘regional rail’ type station. You know the sort, it’s in the middle of fuckingnowhereton.
In it’s glorious hey-day, it had been very busy, and thus has huge long platforms capable of accommodating trains with dozens of carriages, but alas no more, it’s run down and no one ventures into the darker, dimmer further reaches of its platforms, except I that is…
You see, I used to have to wait for a train connection at this station, and it invariably meant waiting around for forty minutes with nothing to do, so I’d shamble about the various platforms like something out of “Night of the Living Dead”, board, and impatient, and one day I chanced upon a dead seagull.
This thing had been walloped by a train, and was battered and splattered all over the railway sleepers. Not especially gross, oh no, that came later. Two days later.
Two days had passed, and, there was I, roaming the station once more, when I went to see if the dead seagull was still there. I figured its remoteness from the central part of the station would mean it would remain unmolested for weeks.
It was there alright, only now it had company. A second, badly injured seagull was next to it. Struck by a train while cannibalistically feasting upon the rotting flesh of the first. Rough justice, if you ask me.
I fucking hate seagulls, otherwise I may have done something about it, other than just visit it several times over the course of the following two weeks, to see how it was getting on. You’d be surprised how long a crippled bird can eek out its existence when it has a ready supply of rotting bird meat. It lasted for ages.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 12:42, More)
Seagulls and Trains
Several years ago (seven exactly in fact), I used to commute to work by train. Now, I had to catch a connection at a local station, and it’s a ‘regional rail’ type station. You know the sort, it’s in the middle of fuckingnowhereton.
In it’s glorious hey-day, it had been very busy, and thus has huge long platforms capable of accommodating trains with dozens of carriages, but alas no more, it’s run down and no one ventures into the darker, dimmer further reaches of its platforms, except I that is…
You see, I used to have to wait for a train connection at this station, and it invariably meant waiting around for forty minutes with nothing to do, so I’d shamble about the various platforms like something out of “Night of the Living Dead”, board, and impatient, and one day I chanced upon a dead seagull.
This thing had been walloped by a train, and was battered and splattered all over the railway sleepers. Not especially gross, oh no, that came later. Two days later.
Two days had passed, and, there was I, roaming the station once more, when I went to see if the dead seagull was still there. I figured its remoteness from the central part of the station would mean it would remain unmolested for weeks.
It was there alright, only now it had company. A second, badly injured seagull was next to it. Struck by a train while cannibalistically feasting upon the rotting flesh of the first. Rough justice, if you ask me.
I fucking hate seagulls, otherwise I may have done something about it, other than just visit it several times over the course of the following two weeks, to see how it was getting on. You’d be surprised how long a crippled bird can eek out its existence when it has a ready supply of rotting bird meat. It lasted for ages.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 12:42, More)