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# When I was young, my dad (who is half Indian, but you wouldn't know unless he told you)
once stood up in a dinner party and said that he wanted to run through Bombay with a machine gun. He then made the shooting motion (and sound) at a pregnant lady. Even the kid's table went silent.

My dad is awesome like that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Madness, the substance of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)
# did he ever get to live his dream?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Not yet, but I can't rule it out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Keep us updated if he does it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You guys'll be the first to know. EVEN BEFORE THE POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Thank you in advance
for giving us the scoop
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)