
Scanning the shelves closely, a glint caught his eye'Ahh, a screwdriver.
'He knew as well as anyone that a male was not truly a man without a screwdriver in his tracksuit pocket. Paying the shopkeeper with a kick to the face and a witty retort of 'you fucking cunt', he left the shop.
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'He knew as well as anyone that a male was not truly a man without a screwdriver in his tracksuit pocket. Paying the shopkeeper with a kick to the face and a witty retort of 'you fucking cunt', he left the shop.

running through the street shouting GOFF, MOSHER, FREAK. to which, out of the blue a man who will remain names to conceal his identity stuck out a well placed foot, tripping said townie and banging his head on the floor knocking him clean out.
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The nameless man then kicked the living shit out of him.
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