Pah!
You're just not looking after him properly.
The kittin handbook clearly states that guard kittins need regular saucers of expresso and hourly shakings!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:56,
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Kitten-shaking
Is the national sport of Bulgaria.
Fact.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58,
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