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# Dear mr. pachey
we at the Design-A-Duck Foundation were very distressed to hear of your ban on designer ducks. these ducks are not government funded and, as such, need all the help they can get.
do you care nothing for the new-wave mallard, the burberry gosling or the ever-popular retro eider? please, remove your ban on designer ducks!
and remember, a duck is for life, not just Paris fashion week. yours,

Celia Grotley-Smythe
Chairwoman, D.D.F.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry, designer ducks are illegal now
Also I am not a Mr.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# sorry, miss ;)
i shall trade them all in for a vintage hamster.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Nor a miss
A vintage hamster sounds like an excellent choice. :)
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# mrs?
i'm running out of titles!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# No title
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)