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# B3TA IS SO MANLY TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# OH MY, YES.
LET'S ALL FIX A CAR THEN GO FOR A SHAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# BUT SURELY YOUR BEARD IS SO MANLY THAT NO SHAVING DEVICE CAN TAME IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# NO. PERSONAL GROOMING IS THE ESSCENCE OF TRUE MANLINESS.
A GILETTE AD TOLD ME SO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Gilette says it so it MUST BE TRUE
I mean, they can fucking combine the power of PURE ORANGE and PURE BLUE to create FUSION SHAVING POWER. And they wear white lab coats and nod at each other in agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# THAT'S SOME MANLY SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# MANLY SCIENCE: USE A HAMMER, A KNIFE AND SOME DRILLS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)