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# tell me more about this cat pissing thing
*fwaps*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It has
a strangely oily viscous quality to it that makes it difficult to mop up quickly and tends to make it seep rather annoyingly between the laminate on my floor. It has a strong ammonia like smell that doesn't seem to want to go away no matter how long you scub at it and the cat denys all knowledge. She's a little bastard.
For a fun prank, you can always try to soak it up with a clean towel, let the towel dry and fold neatly, ready for use by the next unsuspecting victim. I only do this if I'm feeling particularly cuntish/bored though. :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *climaxes*

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)