hahahmy missus translates transcripted interview tapes for an unnamed police division - they run exactly like this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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Yup, I did jury service last yearwe had to sit through hours of transcripts being read out in court, and they read like that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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