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# You have a computer to sit on, don't you?
I ran away from home when I was 14 and lived in a sewer for a few weeks. With a professional hitman, amongst others. While going to a private school.

My friend's dad owned a dry cleaner so they kept my uniforms there and I'd get changed in the morning. I'd shower in the gym at lunchtime.

At the end of it all I realised that as fucked as my parents were, they'd still give a shit if I turned up dead somewhere, which is more than I could say about the people I was around.

I seem to have gone off topic a bit here.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Holy shit you have a fucking awesome backstory
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I'm writing a book about it, but it probably won't be finished before I'm 60.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I once walked to my aunties in a running away attempt.
It failed when mum told me to call my auntie first who came and picked me up.

Stupid parents ruining the concept.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)