dear mr./ms. foonly:we would like to purchase the rights to your epic story and retell it in a crap manner with talentless actrons and a director who's previously been kicked off the sets of several breakfast ceral commercials for incompetence. our marketing team wonders if you could add a few characters in to help sell the film - would a sassy child negro, a prancing homosexual lacking genitals, a talking dog and an emasculated white heterosexual man be too much to ask for? be quick, we've already got adam sandler and one of coolio's babymama's babies signed and brett ratner is lurking about begging for the job.
love, hollywood.
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postbear has metal knees,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:15,
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Give me my own trailer,substitute Dyanne Thorne for the talking dog, and the rights are yours.
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FOONLY,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:54,
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sold!we had the volleyball from the tom hanks desert island film tentatively signed but he wanted top billing and too much money so we're going with keanu reeves instead.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:00,
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