sample page:my girlfriend had been unemployed for ages. so i was delighted when she finally applied for a job
she filled in the form in her best handwriting, but got stuck when they asked her to list all her hobbies
'i've put smoking' she said 'but i can't think of anything else' i racked my brains, but i couldn't think of anything either.
'well,' i said eventually, 'you could put sex, you enjoy making love to me, don't you?'
'no,' she said, chewing her pen. 'not any more. i'll put hill walking. it's not as if they're going to check up on me'
(she filled in the form in her best handwriting, but got stuck when they asked her to list all her hobbies
'i've put smoking' she said 'but i can't think of anything else' i racked my brains, but i couldn't think of anything either.
'well,' i said eventually, 'you could put sex, you enjoy making love to me, don't you?'
'no,' she said, chewing her pen. 'not any more. i'll put hill walking. it's not as if they're going to check up on me'
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:57,
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it's 101 little stories of that lengthand they are all gold
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 22 Sep 2007, 0:06,
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