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# Drop Beats Not Bombs, innit
Evening Squire, hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Dey be tricky, sistah
I've got to convince universities I'm not a boring, unsurprising and mundane person. But I'm the most boring person I know. This will be a task.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I, too, have to do this soon
What course are you applying for?

Just put a picture of a cat in there. Then they'll understand.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I'd love to just send them a picture of a cat. A specially tailored cat designed to pierce the correct emotional response out of the personal statement reading guys.
I'm going for English Language. I leik werds.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Make them weep, like the cheap bitches they are
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Weep tears of joy right on the application.
I've seen the shit my friends wrote in their statements last year. One of them actually mentioned Warhammer in his, and got into the university I want to go to.

I don't think it's going to be too difficult to get this right, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Jesus...
Make sure its a picture of a fat cat with a beard then. In an AC/DC tshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)