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# isn't it?
I'm even more amazed he lets me park outside his house and touch myself at night now.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I sell night vision videos of you to a large porn company in Shanghai
they love what you do with the gearstick.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I practied for weeks with a candlestick with a pencil on the bottom
Now I can change gear flawlessly at up to 45 miles per hour in case of emergency getaways.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)