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# we seem to have
swapped dietry intakes for the night then
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
# doesn't your 24 hour deli
stock donkey scabs then? Or chicken itchings?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Pork scratchings and sampi fries
all you need to munch before going to bed and giving your better half a loving snog

*breath like an alsatians arse*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I won't ask how you know
what an alsatian's arse smells like :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I served an aprentiship
on jack russels and have steadily made my way up the career ladder
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I hope you served it in
the correct manner with some mange-tout, a drizzle of light salad dressing and a tea-towel draped over yer right arm.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Feb 2003, 1:09, archived)