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# I blame the ninjas.
They're a bunch of pranksters. I didn't realize they were out tonight. I haven't seen them around, but this is far from unusual with them being ninjas and all...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)
# They're infiltrating everything
Even the sanctity of some of the world's most marvelous websites
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)
# I suspect I may have a ninja cat.
How would a person know?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Pit him in a fight to the death with a squirrel
The winner is the ninja
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I'll keep this in mind.
Next time I find a dead squirrel, it'll confirm the existence of my ninja cat.

This is a superb solution to my dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:02, archived)