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# One day the priests will follow their own advice....
(beardybeardbeard, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# There's a poppadum behind his head
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)
# oohhhhhhhhhhh!
I thought said 'pompadour'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Damn! I'm LEAKING!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I've just heard people use the phrase "You're leaking" on Nathan Barley about 3 times
And THIS is the first thing I see on a refresh?! :o
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:24, archived)
# I blame the ninjas.
They're a bunch of pranksters. I didn't realize they were out tonight. I haven't seen them around, but this is far from unusual with them being ninjas and all...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)
# They're infiltrating everything
Even the sanctity of some of the world's most marvelous websites
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)
# I suspect I may have a ninja cat.
How would a person know?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Pit him in a fight to the death with a squirrel
The winner is the ninja
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I'll keep this in mind.
Next time I find a dead squirrel, it'll confirm the existence of my ninja cat.

This is a superb solution to my dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Teddy boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Ponyboy
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Pony club
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:20, archived)
# pony
club sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Pony play
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# PONY PLUG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# With streamers of real horsehair!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)
# some french guy
www.april77.fr/IMG/jpg/charly_l_embrouille-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# MORRISSEY!?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# The good lord shalt smoketh whilst he drinks his humble beverage


Also, woo =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Isn't he dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Fuck if I know how the Christians would define it.
I'd suggest 'as a doornail' would be a fair description.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)
# that one is
not that it makes fuck all difference. They just found some other jerk off. I doubt there's a chance anyone of real sanity might take the position.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I'd take it!
I'd be a kick-ass Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)
# This I would support
but I'm not sure they would give you the job, is what I'm saying.

But by all means hoax up some miracles, see if they say shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# I'm a few steps ahead of you there.
I've been hospitalized for being suicidal recently, so not only do I have proof of being sufficiently nutty to lead the team, I have been virtually reincarnated already.

Plus I'm an ordained reverend, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# don't do it.
i'm destined to stab the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Fuck it.
I'll pardon you. You won't even go to hell, and you can still collect $200 if you pass 'Go'.

(Though I may have to take the knife from you and tap you on the forehead with the handle a few times first to let you know how disasterous this decision could have been.)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# i don't want to be pardoned, i want to kill the pope.
that's how i want to die: shot to death by the vatican guard while i stab the pope through the heart with a sharpened crucifix.

it's my destiny, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Well get on with it, then.
I'll wait 'till you finish off the current one, then I'll step in and resurrect you while making balloon animals or something to the delight of the peons.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# i don't want to kill this one.
he's too obviously evil, it'll look like an inside job.

the balloon animals are a nice touch, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:04, archived)
# You could kill Al Gore?
He invented Catholicism.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)
# i can kill anyone.
i have a toxic personality.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Really? And your whites practically sparkle!
However do you keep them so clean?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# i wash them in the tears of disappointed children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# They'll get used to their prayers not getting answered
once I'm in power. I'm going to get to work on my new rubber stamp:

 RETURN TO
V A T I C A N
   SENDER
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# 'return to vatican' would be a great rubber stamp to have.
you'd confuse everyone at work and few letter carriers would refuse to deliver them even without stamps.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Why not be traditional?
Walk in with a bunch of lads, lop off his head, and take the lot.
It's how it worked in the old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I was going to try this, actually
but my lads kept drowning when we were trying to charge and storm their beaches from across the Atlantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# *gives the monkey an axe*
hey you! how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Better, now that you're here, sweety.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)
# ah, you flatterer.
everything is super cool here in fort stink, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I survived the topsy-turvy.
My arch enemy considered challenging me to a battle to the death, recently. I'm pretty sure one of us would have not survived.

But I'm getting some stuff together.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# the next life will be better.
that's what i keep telling myself, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I'm not sure I get another one.
I didn't want to fill out the coupon.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)
# haha!
i'll be having a free dvd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# It's a pretty decent show, actually.
(and I had to mail Jessie's to her in Derby)

My contribution
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)
# it could be a coaster for all i care.
i just like supporting anti-religious causes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Well, if they send you a coaster
I want you to send me a T-shirt that says "I took the blasphemy challenge, and I didn't get no fucking roller coaster"
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Bugger that, and the teaboy too!
/Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:06, archived)
# I used to wail in the bath
when I was younger*.

*especially when I sat on G.I. Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)
#
G.I. Joe Action man
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Gee, I don't know?
He was the Real American Hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# No
He had no genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Yeah. That was a 'mind fuck'*.
*unless you sat on him
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# all-American hero...
...made in Taiwan...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# "BEND OVER, BLACKADDER!"
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# i will have some tea, please.
THE LOVING COMES LATER. AFTER THE TEA.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# loving first, then tea!
everyone known the loving makes you thirsty!

also, g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# RUN AWAAAAY!
RUN AWAAAAY
RUN AWAAAAY!

G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)
# no tea in bed, it stains the sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)
# that's no
tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# i mixed it with lube.
safe drinking, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Very no tea of you!
It does slide right down, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)
# and it helps conceal the presence of tiny shit particles on the downstroke!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# I figured that was just a hairball?
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:08, archived)
# sorry - i did douche but it was with old douchewater.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# It'll never catch on*
*except for people's uvulas
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
# i save it to give to the homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)
# what in hell?!
THERE IS FREAKISHNESS ON MY MONITOR!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# It's the official b3ta tea boy.
Zyk0tik, from ye days of olde.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# like i said....
THERE IS FREAKISHNESS ON MY MONITOR!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Le Freak
says he!

*FREAKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:14, archived)
# c'est chic!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)
# he has the features of a male model.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Kinda generic, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:37, archived)
# That looks like a younger version of me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Are you a multi-billionare dork?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# no.
I am the worlds poorest cool person.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)
# I see.
It's not you, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# WHY DID THEY TAKE THE SUGAR OUT OF BEROCCA?
NOW IT'S ALL FROTHY AND IT TASTES SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Has postbear been making your tea again?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# shhh!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)