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I made a wooden coffin for Jake and we shot a 7 BB gun salute as we lowered the casket.

Keep 'em off the human food and yours may live a month or two longer. Jake just could not quit the chinese take away... or was that me?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I had a bag of prawn crackers on the coffee table
and my feet up on said table. Tuppe ran down my leg, head first into the bag and ran off with a prawn cracker bigger than he was straight back to the cage.

I don't think it's just you at all.

EDIT:
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# 1. Give them a peanut butter jar when you've almost finished it, they lick it spotless

2. Try launching him into a hanging potted plant basket while shouting fly Jake, fly!! They have great direction control.

3. Take his front paws and hold them up so he is on his hind legs, then shake him a little from side to side whilst singing..

"Shake Jake's booty, shake Jake's booty... shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake...shake Jake's booty"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And you say he died from eating chinese food?
Hmmmm....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# In all honesty, I think he got a tumor, but damn that rat had some good times whilst he was alive

:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)