crikey!we'd better pass an eu law about it!
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55,
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indeed.*writes to M.P*
"Dear Sir/Madam,
do you have any idea of the amount of lightning-related deaths caused by staples every year? if we were to pass a law that required people to carry no more than 2 staples about their person during storms, i believe we would see a marked decrease in these deaths.
sincerely,
Lord Henry J. Plankspackle, D.D.S, B.Hons.
("Dear Sir/Madam,
do you have any idea of the amount of lightning-related deaths caused by staples every year? if we were to pass a law that required people to carry no more than 2 staples about their person during storms, i believe we would see a marked decrease in these deaths.
sincerely,
Lord Henry J. Plankspackle, D.D.S, B.Hons.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58,
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you should have asked for an eu grantto "research" the issue :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00,
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i asked for one last weekto "study" the effects of whipped cream on naked male flesh in a weightless environment...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04,
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