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# Too small?


This is why you don't buRn comics :O
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# WRONG!
this is why I do burn comics

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# THINK OF THE CARTOON PEOPLE?!
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# sexy cartoon people?
some with fur!

yiff yiff grr!

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# oooh that reminds me
of the img i wanted to do. ah sod it, i'm off on weds afternoon
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# :D
yiff yiff!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# you won't be yiffing
but you might be rising
it's a bit specialist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# you bum comics?
you sick humans!

:D

edit: I suck :(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Oh come on
don't tell me you don't bum them too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# fold the comics
into the shapely shape of a shapely arse?

by crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Just pull the pages apart
with both hands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# rip them open
and hope for the staples!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Sexy staples!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I wonder how many staples on your person
would represent a danger during a lightening storm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# three.
three staples would be a danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# crikey!
we'd better pass an eu law about it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# indeed.
*writes to M.P*

"Dear Sir/Madam,
do you have any idea of the amount of lightning-related deaths caused by staples every year? if we were to pass a law that required people to carry no more than 2 staples about their person during storms, i believe we would see a marked decrease in these deaths.

sincerely,

Lord Henry J. Plankspackle, D.D.S, B.Hons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# you should have asked for an eu grant
to "research" the issue :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i asked for one last week
to "study" the effects of whipped cream on naked male flesh in a weightless environment...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# this is 100% SCIENCE!1!1!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Bum comics?
:)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Well, it's better
than bumming an embassy, less chaffing.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# haha
i remember Jonathan Ross saying that coming books
never used the word, 'FLICK,' cos the 'L' and the
'I' could run into each other to make a 'U'
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# That's also why
there's never a character called Clint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hahaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
#
interesting, whether it's true or not :D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I've heard it in a couple of places
so it might be true or it might be a full on urban myth. Either way it's not just something wossy made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Muhaha
*plots/plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# oh shitting fuck
I really am only partially conscious right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# uhoh.. i broked the internets..
Warning: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, null given in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 197
i don't appear to be able to upload my image! tits on toast :(
OH FOR CRYING OUT BURGERKING LOUD! WORK YOU STUPID THING!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Noooes :O
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# we don't need no water, let the mo fo burn, burn mo fo etc
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)