oh god...this could be the new 'Name the Sportman' round
If the sport was touching kiddies.
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:56,
archived)
Oooh, they could have paedophilia olympics
with such events as:
The HDD removal and destruction very quickly when you see a police car pull up outside race
The tenuous courtroom excuse-athon
And of course Gymnastics coaching
(
Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:07,
archived)