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# What do you call
a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer... (say it aloud)

And if it has no legs as well?

Still no eye deer...
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# What do you call a Donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs, playing the Guitar?
A honky-tonky, winky, wonky donkey.
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# Honky tonk is a tone of piano
But otherwise, fucking AWESOME joke =]
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# Yeah,
but Donkeys can't play Piano. That'd be daft!
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