Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:35,
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Mary Had a Little Lamb
it leapt in bounds and hops
one day it gamboled on the road
and finished up as chops
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:42,
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Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it's little cunt head in.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:46,
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