
I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real
BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!
This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.
She saw one of these and thought 'Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes'
BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.
If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of 'LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE'
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.
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YOU'RE A TWAT
Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37,
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BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!
This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.
She saw one of these and thought 'Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes'
BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.
If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of 'LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE'
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.
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2
3
4
YOU'RE A TWAT
Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!

you DO look stupid.
EDIT: P.S Pwned.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42,
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EDIT: P.S Pwned.

By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?
If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.
But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.
Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46,
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If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.
But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.
Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL

Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.
Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"
P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53,
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Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"
P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.