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# mr pineletsripthefleshfromyourbonesapple :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# This is much woo!
Would you make me undead some day? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i'd love to
gaz me a photo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# room for any more
PS... ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposites
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You should read my rant on myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# You should read my RANTS on myspace
I don't do many any more, but every week I would scream about a fair amount until people either stopped doing it, or deleted me from their friends list.

Either way, I'm a winner.

Also: TWO FOUSAND?! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Congratz ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Charrrrs =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# congrats!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# mice one
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Does it have to be good quality?
I shall get you one asap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)
# okay quality
but fairly big sized :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# *can't find one*
Monday-ish?
I'm working tommorow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# no rush!
i'm here all week - try the veal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Did you stalk me in bulgaria?
All i ate was veal.
the food was crap..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.

(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Haha. Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.
You what?

Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# yeaaaaaaah
just felt the uncontrolable urge to share. Sorry.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# How incredibly bad your judgement is.
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# HOLYSHITDONTREADTHISPLEASE
I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real

BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!

This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.

She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"

BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.

If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.

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3

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YOU'RE A TWAT

Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
If i die of syphillis you're gonna look sooooo stupid.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Yes
I'll look stupid...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You're getting your tenses mixed up...
you DO look stupid.

EDIT: P.S Pwned.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I'm getting my tenses mixed up?
By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?

If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.

But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.

Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Ignored?
Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.

Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"

P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# you are on a L-plate
tread carefull and your fun will continue, dont and you'll miss out on lots of fun.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haahahhahahahhaha
i think you could have got a "however" in there. b+
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# buh-bye now
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# What I really really really want is
a world population of two billion.

OK, here goes...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# WHat?
what?

what is this?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *poops*
*high fives*

Strangely, I was discussing how well I would survive an oncoming zombie apocalypse earlier..

Clearly, I was wrong.

WOO =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hehee
yes, i was a tad slow in posting it - but the i was making this yesterday...

small parts
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# These are bloody good!
I wish I had photoshoppery skills like that =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# pfffft
drawings are better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Hardly!
I'd give anything to be able to manip like that!

Most I can do is alter hue to make someone look like an oompa loompa =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)
# hahahaa
oompa loompa doopa di da,
if you play with photoshop
you can add bra's
doopa dooopa dumpa di di,
if you use the clone tool then listen to me...
what do you get while holding down keys,
manipulating photos with the greatist of ease,
etc...

:D nah its all pretty simple really - ive recently gotten into drawing and painting. i love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Haha
Quality =P

I've got back into drawing ever since Heffrey offered a portrait swap =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# i like to drw its fun
these are some of mine...
www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594397460450/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# still no grasp of basic anatomy, eh?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# When you reply to this I will be in bed, shaking with fear you fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# shaking my cunt with fear
impressive :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# eww! he's hideous!
and your pic makes him look even worse!

j/k.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)