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# my favorite
Zapp: I have a sexual learning dissability. What do we call it Kiff?
Kiff: (tired voice) Sexlexia....
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Ha
I love "War is the H word"

So many fantastic moments in that.

"Gentlemen, this is the moment we've been training for all yesterday afternoon"

"The key to victory is the element of surprise... SURPRISE!" *drops hatch*

"STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!" etc =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# And Fry eats the tent!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
# "Leela?! Oh thank God! I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)
# They got a lot of brains, and they got alot of...chutzpah
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# "It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham!"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# "It pinkens your teeth while you chew"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
# same episode as the benderbomb
"Lemon, you're a man's man...you're a man's man's man. But more importantly, your hand while firm and masculine is soft as a velvet child."
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)
# 404
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(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Try it again, it works for me
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# More like 403
FORBIDDED
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# "Ahhhh"
"Its built like a Steakhouse, but handles like a Bistro"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
"One day, a man has everything.. The next day he blows up a 40 billion dollar space ship and has nothing... Really makes you think"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
# or the classic
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)