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# http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg
YOU'VE BEEN READING THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
#
im fifteen, it's half term and ive just been
to get drunk in the pub- all ive done is look on urbandictionary and b3ta.

Jesus Christ.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Cool.
drinking doesn't make you cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
#
You say that now, but you aint still fifteen.

And I could be just as cynical as you if I wanted.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# He's 17
And only saying that because he never gets drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
#
I'd imagine drinking is easier when you're older. Don't have to pretend to give a shit about politics talking to your mum over tandoori chicken.


When I'm old I'll be rich and drive a car.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# When I'm old,
I'm going to hit small children with my cane as I walk down the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I'm just going to run them down.
in my hover scooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I want a cane.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I'll beat you both
(Arahan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I have been.
and i don't drink to get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
#
If I drank to get drunk would I go the pub and pay £2.50 a drink?
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# You would LOVE bulgaria
1 lev, 33p for a huge beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
#
*inspects empty pockets*
*envies all bulgarians*
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I want a hover scooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Is that the new euphemism for "Psychedelic Warlord's cock"?
You're sick, Cae, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# YOU'RE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Don't act like my history teacher.
Mr Streete: "Did I ever tell you about the time I went to New York?"
Class: "YES! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Mr Streete: "I went up the Empire State Building. It's in New York, I went there. I bought Herscheys!"
Class: *Leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# herscheys tastes like gravel
only without the taste
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# have you not got
work to be avoiding furiously?
you should be spending at least 12 hours a day in bed during half term, i dunno, kids these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
it's all our iPods and golden geese.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)