On the bright side...
...you could take a pipe to work. And if your boss is giving you shit, just one mushroom and you can get even.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:08,
archived)
no need to take weapons to work
any place of employment is filled with potential weapons
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:13,
archived)