she has the same mass
she's just more volumous. Perhaps there's a breakdown in the strong nuclear force holding the elementry particles together - so you get bigger atoms.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18,
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this would have the problematic side effect that she might explode at any moment
... atomically
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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This would also explain the gravity-defying effect!
Lightweight but massive boobies = perky
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numberbruncher - correct by nature,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24,
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indeed
perhaps we can perform experiments to find the fabled Higgs particle!!
we'll need to get lots more breats to act as the control group.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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