inventions and discoveries which are from Scotland includePenicilin, dialysis, modern roads and driving on the left, drink driving, the pedal bicycle, the distribution of labour, electro magnitism, passive smoking, the postage stamp, the television, the telephone, international disco language, anaesthesia for both medical and recreational purposes... and so on.
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51,
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Yoda, the Jedi Master, is probably the most famous Scot and owes his diminutive statureto his diet of Irn Bru and Crystal Meth... before he fully embraced his habit he was tall and handsom like me, but without as much aftershave and a better job. I'm probably the 16th best person in Scotland, and I'm English. Scotland has a population less than 4 million ... but 4 million what? People, obviously, I'm talking about people.
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:06,
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Mystery Bob is Scottish and lives in Falkirk or somewherewhich is near Grangemouth which is the best petrochemical refinery in the world. If it blew up, most of teh central belt would go with it!
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18,
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the central belt was invented by Travis whowere a group of people who regularly got togehter and pretended to be a band.
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24,
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