Hello Dear,I have decided to contact you for assistance in relation to the following business proposal which I hope you will not betray the trust and confidence to be reposed in you.
I am Spims Ping the first son of the former President of Swindon Mr. Les Ping of Wootton Bassett.
My late Father Mr. Les Ping disappeared after his then wife my Mother Margery threw a tin of pineapple chunks at him. He was great a man who faced the fruit with much of humble and went to the pub. My Father never returned. While he still with us he responsible with the syndicate at the pub. The men there paid their moneys to make gambles on reality TV peoples making the loving. The people's never maked the loving until Big Brother 4 when there appeared to be some kind of intercourse maybe. My Father Mr. Les Ping had FIVE HUNDRED BILLION US DOLLARS in a plastic Spastic Boy and he keep it where the pub men don't know the allottment.
My Father Mr. Les Ping took Spastic Boy to security company they don't know what in it. 'The Big Yellow Shelf Storage Company' in Marlborough. My purpose of writing you is I need your assistance to saves as the guardians of the Spastic Boy and we both will now plan the best way to invest this fund without much taxation.
I travel to Marlborough to convey the Boy to Chippenham with same Big Yellow Shelf Company recently and being for safe keeping since they are not aware of the content of the Boy I make sure I pay them their charges to ensure that Spastic Boy is being safe.
I am now Chippenham for political Asylum since my life was in danger by the pub. My motive of writing you is for you to come down and being the beneficiary of the Fund since I am still in Wiltshire therefore I can't handle this transaction alone.
For great justice I shall make sure you will have 25% of the total sum ($250x10^12) while the 5% must be set aside of any expenses that will incur during this claiming of the Spastic Boy with the Big Yellow Shelf Company.
I must tell you that you should not be afraid of the transaction since the needful documents is with me to claims the Spastic with the Big Yellow Shelf Company.
You can also reach me with this following E-mail address: [email protected]
I hope to hear your response.
Best regards.
Spims Ping
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Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:46,
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