Not worth its own thread so I'll just leave this here ...
I read this joke on page two of the free Metro morning newspaper a few months ago. It was too early so I didn't fully appreciate how out of place in a morning newspaper the joke was. Haven't been able to re-find it so I wanted to put it somewhere safe before I forget it.
Quite dark, quite hummus.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11,
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