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#

*shrug* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# kick him in the nuts
he'll go mad! (he spent all day stacking them!!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you must have went to one of those posh schools :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I know I did
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# St.neots (cambridgeshire)
best :D daily beetings from the bullys and leaving with 0 gcse's :D

just like the royalty!:D

edit : just like to point out - i now have a stack of qualifications including a degree! Woo up yours Ernulf!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# cool
i'll give it a go :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ... if you are a baked bean
:D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I started drawing baked beans and it turned into this :D
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# aw!
draw more beans!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *GLEES*
\o/

he looks like he's ice skating
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# oooh i might do that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# That's the happiest bean
I've ever seen.
He's really keen.
Know what I mean?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# You're a poet...
... and you know that you are?

* FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# so how's it done then?
It's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I can tell you how
kneecap the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# aw, what a cute little thumb/biscuit/clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmm
biscuit!
(duck Quack !, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Aww
Maybe if he asks nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# aaaw bless you 'n' Puromycin :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hehehe!
Ask politely and you might get it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I wouldn't want it back
he's just put a big ginger pube in it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Happy slap him
stick it on you tube

4) profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# clearly I didn't go to a posh school
... which I didn't. At my School you could choose to do science or farming at GCSE. Who needs Science really - Farming, that's what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Twelve pigmies farming ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ?
pardon

*is sleepy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yayy!!

woos to you!
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace!

Edit:
1:Drive a car into it's stupid ape face.
2: Recover stolen goods.
3:...
4: Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# there is a way
but it involves more custard creams than there are mmmmms in mmmmmmmmmmarmmmmmite
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Get another one and offer him a trade
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Not worth its own thread so I'll just leave this here ...


I read this joke on page two of the free Metro morning newspaper a few months ago. It was too early so I didn't fully appreciate how out of place in a morning newspaper the joke was. Haven't been able to re-find it so I wanted to put it somewhere safe before I forget it.

Quite dark, quite hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# :(
All he ever wanted was icecream.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
He looks like he's about to try something.

Maybe he just needs some encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)