That would be that big walrus you keep under your matress who tries makes babies when teh moon is full.*
What he doesn't know though is that we had him neutered.
*May or may not be 100% of fact
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on,
Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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lies!
Everyone knows it is when a new moon is half full and only in a month ending in 'y'
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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No, you're right!
And he only comes out on days ending in "day."
Who else thinks a product named "Walrus dildo" would sell well?
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on,
Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34,
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