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# That would be that big walrus you keep under your matress who tries makes babies when teh moon is full.*
What he doesn't know though is that we had him neutered.

*May or may not be 100% of fact
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# lies!
Everyone knows it is when a new moon is half full and only in a month ending in 'y'
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# No, you're right!
And he only comes out on days ending in "day."

Who else thinks a product named "Walrus dildo" would sell well?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)