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# Prince's cock is a paper-mache construction made of cease and desist letters
It's true.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I hear he's so small
He has to sand on Tom Cruise's head to look like a midget!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)